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Dad Jokes: Why Can't You Hear A
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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What's brown and sticky
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
A furniture store keeps calling me
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Can you put my shoes on
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What's brown and sticky
The shovel
Can you put the cat out
The rotation of earth
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If You Can't Convince Them, Confuse Them
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You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion
Yo mama so fat that when she rolls over in bed at night
I'm Stuck Somewhere Between Playing My Cards Right & Not
I'm Muslim. In My Last Stand Up I Bombed
Three guys were at the pearly gates when peter answered
Statistically 6 Out Of 7 Dwarfs Are Not Happy
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take