This reminds me of something yesterday at work.
A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over two years old.
They were discussing geography and... 'Where does mommy live?'
'Minneapolis.'
'Where does grandma live?'
'Baltimore.'
'Where does grandpa live?'
'Baltimore.'
'And where does daddy live?'
'At work!'
Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day...
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