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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
When you ask a dad if he's alright
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do you get a squirrel to like you
People say they pick their nose
How do I look?
Did you hear about the circus fire
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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