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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
What do you call satan and a lawyer
Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
One day there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
An old man was critically ill
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
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