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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
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People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I would avoid the sushi
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
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