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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't play soccer
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I could tell a joke about pizza
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
How many apples grow on a tree
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