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One Liner Jokes: Computer Does What You Command Him
Computer does what you command him to do but not what you want from him.
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I've Learned That The People You Care Most About
If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To
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Sorry I Just Saw Your Text From Last Night, Are
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