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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call A Fat
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why did the coffee file a police report
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
People say they pick their nose
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
The shovel
Did you hear about the circus fire
Want to hear a joke about paper
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I could tell a joke about pizza
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