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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Soup or salad?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I made a pencil with two erasers
I used to hate facial hair
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