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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I'll Tell You What I Love Doing More Than
I Bet Egyptians Were All Like "Yo, Nobody In History
Let Me Make This Simple, I Want To Be Invited
Say What You Want About Deaf People
I Sometimes Go To My Own Little World, But That
"What Else Can We Think About?" - Insomnia
A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Trainload Of
Please, Keep Talking. I Always Yawn When I Am Interested
Sarcasm Is Just One More Service We Offer
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