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Dad Jokes: What Did The Grape Do When
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I don't play soccer
I made a pencil with two erasers
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
When you ask a dad if he's alright
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I just watched a program about beavers
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