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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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10 dad jokes
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I don't play soccer
My daughter screeched
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I have a dad bod
How do you make a Kleenex dance
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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