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Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
Why wasn t jesus born in australia
God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
Einstein climbs to the top of mt sinai to get close enough to talk to god
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