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Lawyers Jokes: How Are Lawyers Like Whores
How are lawyers like whores?
They both get paid to screw people!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer
Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
Justice is a dish best served cold
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