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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you call a fake noodle
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I don't play soccer
Dads 50th birthday card
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Why did the coffee file a police report
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
The rotation of earth
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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