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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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My Mom Said That If I Don't Get Off
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A Lorry-load Of Tortoises Crashed Into A Train-load
To The Mathematicians Who Thought Of The Idea Of Zero
Why Is A Doctor Always Calm? Because It Has A
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If Corn Oil Comes From Corn, Where Does Baby Oil
I Run Faster Horny Than You Do Scared
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