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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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best 10 corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
Two men sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he
A woman and a baby were in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
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