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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Can you put the cat out
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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Definition of a lawyer
I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But Damn Girl
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Dear Ladies, If You Want To Have More Free Time
Yo mama teeth so yellow the sun said
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