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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Why did you make eve so beautiful
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A man dies and goes to heaven
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable
God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
Why did you make eve so beautiful
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
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