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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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My Take Home Pay Won't Even Get Me Home
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