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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
Can you put my shoes on
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
When a dad drives past a graveyard
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
The rotation of earth
I don't trust stairs
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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