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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
3 rabbi s are having dinner together one rabbi looks troubled
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