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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I made a pencil with two erasers
How many apples grow on a tree
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why did the coffee file a police report
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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Hedgehogs - Why Can't They Just Share The Hedge
A doctor george bush a priest and a little boy were on a plane
My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said
Women Are Cursed, And Men Are The Proof
Men Are Like Placemats, They Only Show Up When There
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I Just Hired A Private Investigator To Find Out What
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Interviewer: "Why Do You Want This Job?" Me: "I've