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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What time did the man go to the dentist
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Make me a sandwich!
What do you call a fake noodle
Did you hear about the circus fire
I just watched a program about beavers
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