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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
I have a dad bod
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How many apples grow on a tree
When you ask a dad if he's alright
People don't like having to bend over
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
I don't trust stairs
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