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Bar Jokes: Two Pretzels Walk Into A Bar
Two pretzels walk into a bar, and one is assaulted!
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A guy goes into a bar orders twelve shots and starts drinking
Best bar jokes
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A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar drinking when the bartender asked him why his head was so small
Here was this man in a bar
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This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president bush appeared on the television
An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
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A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store
Random bar jokes
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10 bar jokes
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A slightly drunk man walks up to the bartender and says hey thats a funny looking bird
A frenchman walks into a bar smiles at the landlord
An irishman is sitting at the end of a bar
Two pretzels walk into a bar
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed
This guy walks into a bar in alabama and orders a white wine
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads
One night a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar
Two men are sitting around drinking
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