In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge, mean bear.
In all his fears, his attempt to shoot the bear was unsuccessful.
He turned away and started to run as fast as he could.
Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff.
His hopes were dim.
But, he got on his knees, opened his arms and said, 'My God!
Please give this bear some religion!'
Then, there was lightning in the air and the bear stopped just a few feet short of the hunter.
The bear was puzzled and looked up in the air and said, 'My God!
Thank you for the food I am about to receive... '
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