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If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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Helen was not the most attentive in church
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar
An asian man walked into the currency exchange in new york with 2000 japanese yen and walked out with 72 dollars
A guy went to a maimi heat game
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Bubba died in a fire in his trailer
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he
Three guys shut upmanners and crap were driving too fast and and crap felt out of the car
There were 2 men and they decided to go out for a pint at the spinaker tower in portsmouth
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