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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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I was on the plane and this bloke sat next to me who looked just like me
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
There once was boy named John
A woman and a baby were in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
Two children were sitting outside a clinic
You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night
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I knew a girl from america who had 1 boob bigger than the other
Here was a devil witch had a daughter that 3 guys wanted 2 marry a puerto ricana white guy and a black guy
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