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Corny Jokes: If I Cut Off My Right
If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
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There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the ozarks
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Once there was 3 men in a forest in the middle of nowhere
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Three convicts were on the way to prison
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How many country western singers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Anger management when you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone
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