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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you get from a pampered cow
Would you like the milk in a bag
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Two goldfish are in a tank
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Paper or plastic?
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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