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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do I look?
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Make me a sandwich!
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You Don't Like Her? Drink More
Why did the professional baseball player cross the road
What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
Ever wonder why the irs calls it form 1040
"Raccoons"? Oh, You Mean Garbage Pandas
Johnny and rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill