Hallmark: "When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation." Ritz crackers: "Tiny, edible plates." CliffsNotes: "They're still going to know you didn't read the book." Gillette: "We're just going to keep adding blades." ChapStick: "You'll misplace it before the tube's empty." Hot Pockets: "Every bite is a different temperature."
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