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One Liner Jokes: Never, Under Any Circumstances, Take A

Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• Do Not Argue With An Idiot. He Will Drag You
• How Can You Tell Soap Operas Are Fictional? In Real
• Never Give Yourself A Haircut After Three Margaritas
• So I Rang Up British Telecom, I Said 'I Want
• If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going
• Took The Batteries Out Of The Carbon Monoxide Alarm Because
• I'm Not A Bad Guy! I Work Hard, And
• A Girl Never Comments On Another Unless She's Jealous

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