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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I just watched a program about beavers
My daughter screeched
Did you hear about the circus fire
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call a fat psychic
How many apples grow on a tree
Would you like the milk in a bag
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