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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why did the coffee file a police report
I don't trust stairs
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I've never gone to a gun range before
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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