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One Liner Jokes: Measure Twice, Cut Five Times, Curse
Measure twice, cut five times, curse profusely, punch a wall, give up, call a professional.
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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In Principle, I Can Stop Drinking, The Thing Is - I
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