How to Please a Woman: A vacationing ladies and see a 5-story hotel entitled 'For Women Only'.
After much debate, they go in.
The Clerk explains, 'We have 5 floors.
Go up one by one and once you find what want, you can stay there.
Each floor has a sign telling you what's inside.
But, once you leave a floor, you can't go back.'
The women talk it over and go for it.
The 1st floor sign reads 'The men here are bad lovers, but are kind and caring'.
The friends laugh and quickly move on.
The 2nd floor sign reads 'The men here are great lovers, but are abusive'.
This wasn't better so they head up.
The 3rd floor sign reads 'These men are great lovers and sensitive to women.'
This was good but they wanted more.
The 4th floor sign was perfect.
'The men here have perfect builds;
are sensitive and attentive;
are perfect lover and are single, rich and straight'.
The women were happy but wanted to see Floor 5.
The 5th floor sign reads: 'No men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.'
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