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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Don t forget a bucket
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you get from a pampered cow
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
When a dad drives past a cow
People don't like having to bend over
Hey I was thinking
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