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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
99 little bugs in the code
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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My computer is like britney spears
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
Proof that bill gates is the antichrist
There was once a young man who in his youth professed his desire to become a great writer
Floppy disk care
12 step program of recovery for web addicts
Howard county police officers still write their reports by hand
There are three engineers in a car an electrical engineer a chemical engineer and a microsoft engineer
By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
A helicopter was flying around above seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft s electronic navigation and communications equipment
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