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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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If We Aren't Supposed To Eat Animals, Why Are
My Therapist Says I Have A Preoccupation With Vengeance. We
If A Single Teacher Cant Teach Us All Subjects,how
'A Woman Has Twins, And Gives Them Up For Adoption
What Do You Call A Dumb Brunette? A Dirty Blonde
Isn't It Odd The Way Everyone Automatically Assumes That
What Should You Do When You See An Endangered Animal
Can I Buy You A Drink, Or Do You Just
Spreading Rumors? At Least You're Spreading Something Else Besides
Stress Is When You Wake Up Screaming And You Realize
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