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Redneck Jokes: Three Rednecks Were Working Up On

Three Rednecks Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.'
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two hours later, Donnie comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,'
Bubba replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly', Donnie says.
'When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'
She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

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