A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, 'Hey, where've you been?
I haven't seen you around here much.'
The twenty answered, 'I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff.
How about you?'
The one dollar bill said, 'You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.'
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