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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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People don't like having to bend over
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Paper or plastic?
Would you like the milk in a bag
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I just watched a program about beavers
I've never gone to a gun range before
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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