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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Paper or plastic?
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How do I look?
A furniture store keeps calling me
Soup or salad?
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Hey I was thinking
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Can you put my shoes on
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A blonde a brunette and a redhead were hanging off a cliff for dear life when the brunette said im so strong I can hang on and do pull-ups
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You might be a redneck if your lifelong goal is
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but couldn t find one big enough for her family
Definition of eternity
Every Day I Spend A Few Hours On A Running