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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Don t forget a bucket
Paper or plastic?
Dads 50th birthday card
When a dad drives past a cow
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Sorry about your wait
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I made a pencil with two erasers
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