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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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'So I Went To The Chinese Restaurant And This Duck
Sorry, I'm Out Of My Mind At The Moment
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