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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What's brown and sticky
What's brown and sticky
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
How do I look?
Sorry about your wait
How many apples grow on a tree
Don t forget a bucket
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
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