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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
I've never gone to a gun range before
How does a penguin build it's house
Make me a sandwich!
I used to hate facial hair
When a dad drives past a cow
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk
Why do girls where makeup and perfume
A young beautiful woman gets into the elevator smelling like expensive perfume
Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself
What does gop stand for
Did You Hear About The Gay Security Guard Who Got
Your mama is so fat she went to the docters office and the docter told her to step on the scale so she did and
What Do People Wear In A Trench? Trench Coats
If You Were A Basketball, Could I Drive You, And
A blonde went out and bought a new car so she was taking it for a test drive