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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you get from a pampered cow
What's brown and sticky
Make me a sandwich!
What's brown and sticky
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
How do I look?
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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